I now have a pet horned toad. This guy is a RETARD. I was weed eating these six foot monster weeds and suddenly his jungle was gone. I left some sage plants here and there to keep the dust down, so, that’s how I spotted him while refilling my string in my weed eater. I pick him up, rub his belly, put him next to a sage bush. Now, I’ve caught hundreds of lizards, snakes, toads, horned and regular, newts, frogs, whatever. This guy is different. He has moved his base of operations from the sage bush about a half acre from the barn, all the way to the closet bush next to the barn. He actually RUNS IN FRONT OF ME NOW so I’ll pick him up…