Depleted Uranium

Huh? Who cares! You better start. Zombies are the craze right now. My kids and grandkids spend hours battling them. They’re not real zombies though. They’re made up phonies. A real zombie was made into one by someone who wants to control them, hence, zombie. Unable to be capable of thoughts of its own. We now have over 300 THOUSAND real zombies coming into all of our towns and cities. Yours too buddy. Who controls these crazies? Well, no one pretty soon. Right now, the Military has them in check. They know it’s not for long though, so, they’re unloading ’em for us to deal with. Aw, not OUR military. Oh yeah. Here’s the low down, TV and reality followers. Our troops have been firing Depleted Uranium in enclosed military vehicles. For quite awhile now. How can you know which ones actually have? Well, all of them. You see, radioactive particles don’t just get brushed off and blow away…Going back to nature. Nope, those particles have a 200 thousand year rem life, 100 thousand at half, past that. It’s in the giant laundry machines that clean all those uniforms. You think they send out? Ditto for refilable ammo cases, water trucks, cabs and sealed environments in the Humvees, trucks, tanks, choppers, and worst of all, our men and women. How can you tell if they’re contaminated? The first sign is all the dead people. The person who just commited the heinous crime is sitting right next to them, sipping a cold one and watching the game. Covered in the family’s blood. Why would anyone do such a thing? Their REAL FUCKING ZOMBIES, GET IT!…That radioactive particle can settle just about anywhere in the human body. If in the reproductive system, hello two-headed babies and cyclops babies. Some aren’t still born. Deal with that. Oh come on, get real you say? Better check the FACTS. It’s rampant all over the middle east, where we’ve been firing it off like everyday is the fourth of July. Research birth defects in Iraq alone. Why would our big shots allow such insane things to happen? Because Depleted Uranium on our Ordanance makes our shells go through a tanks armour like a hot knife through butter. And, they have a lot of it to get rid of, so you have that end of it. Let’s give it to those dirty Muslims through a cannon barrel. Swell. And for the next ten thousand decades coming up, to any one else there. Animals too. Camels or goats eat the contaminated grass, presto, it’s in them. Humans eat their flesh or eat the milk or cheese. Ditto. But let’s not forget the real plus. No PENSIONS for all those military heros who humped all those hills and took all that incoming fire for all those years. They make it through that, and now, zombies. Soon, out of control zombies. No more military telling them when to shoot and when to shit. Nope, the zombies are without masters in the civilian world. As the little specks of insanity move through their systems, the best case scenario, for us, is it to settle in a major organ. Ten years at best, goodbye. Horrible deaths too. Unbelievably bad. Worst? A little voice whispers, “Kill them all. It’s what you do best!” And they obey. Maybe no voice at all, maybe it just seems like a good idea. When your brain is FUSED, who knows what that person will do…So, now, the military is DONATING vehicles to suburban police departments, ALL OVER THE USA. For FREE! Hey, thanks you guys, real pals. Any Depleted Uranium hiding in nooks and crannies in any of them? Nah, they wouldn’t do that…

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