Tonight, Leo learns how to night fish. In the mountains around here not too many trout streams. We could care less. To night fish with us, alls you need is an old womans big purse, some string or fishing line about forty foot long, and a half drunk red neck with good high beams. First, hit the second hand stores such as a St. Vincent De Pauls, or a Good Will for your purse. Cost, three bucks. A bright color is a better lure. Next, find your fishing spot. A place right down the dirt road from us is perfect. Plenty of bushes and an escape dry wash that splits up into other gullys. A couple of flashlights can come in handy too. Soon as its dark, wait for the speeding idiot. Place the purse tied with the string, just off the berm around the sweeping turn. As the fish goes past the lure and you see brake lights, pull the purse off the dirt road and wait for the sound of a car backing up. Run up wash…Repeat until tired…