Santa Barbara

What a suck ass town. I helped a pal build a deck there once. They charged my buddy more for the engineering fees, the permits, the soil tests, water flow studies and such, he spent over a hundred grand on it after they busted him for adding taller railings and made him redo the plans. Later, when I was loaned to that area to work on the mayor’s office phones for Pac Bell, I even charged them nine cents each for individual screws that held the jacks on the wall…

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