I’m coming out of a cable vault at Cedar’s hospital. It puts me right next to the long driveway where all the ambulances park. I spot about five drivers laughing their asses off over some sheets one of them is holding up to the overhead lights outside the emergency entrance. I wander over to see what’s so funny. They had seen me around with my tools on my shoulder, so, decide to trust me. The driver with the large item shows it to me. It was a blown up x-ray. I stare at it, not sure what I’m seeing. I say a hushed, “Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing”? , since some people we’re wheeling a patient by. He nods. We all start laughing like crazy. It was nine Barbie heads turned this way and that. You could make out the ponytails and some of the profiles. I point at one in the middle, “Hey, there’s a Ken mixed in there”! More laughs….Some nut had shoved these heads up his ass, then, shows up at emergency wondering why he can’t take a dump…

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